"Hi there, I'm the richest fucker in the world!"*
Save precious Disney from the evils of McHappy meals.
(free tang for the first person who notices the irony)
Talk to Zippy the Pinhead
("yow! do you want a spanking?")
The First Church of Jesus Christ Elvis
(he ain't nothin but a demigod)
Jeff Head's Liberty Page
(i'm afraid of americans)
